DISQUS

Roger · 1 year ago

Morrissey is the best thing that ever happened to music, plain and simple....making music for over 20 years with outstanding lyrics and style that touch the hearts of millions. People like you are a dime a dozen. Not only was your rant unconvincing but it supports 0 logical facts and didn't even make me crack a smile. Go have fun listening to your favorite Nickelback cd and being plain with all of your average friends and stop writing idiotic opinions about intelligent people.

daveb · 1 year ago

Ha ha!!!

I Love it! I dub your comment, "When Panty-Waist Douchebags Attack"!

Awww, did I hurt your feelings about your little hero/heroine? I'm so, so very sorry.

Now...How about you go, have a little cry and then kill yourself? You'll feel much better.

Roger · 1 year ago

Once again, your brilliance astounds me. God, if more people were as incredibly unwitty and dull as you I might actually start thinking of killing myself. In fact, if I had the most unfortunate luck of ever having to be you even for five minutes, I would stab myself in the scrotum, die of blood loss, and have an open faced casket so everyone could punch me in the face before they put me under.

daveb · 1 year ago

I'm pretty comfortable. But...here's hoping you could be me for five minutes, if that means everyone gets to watch you off yourself. Go cry to a Morrissey video, tool, or keep commenting, because all you're doing is entertaining me (notice I don't ban you're whiny ass, it's because you make such a case against yourself, it's fun to see you take issue).

I'm surprised you're allowed to live in Jersey.

karo · 1 year ago

Here's the thing, I don't feel strongly about Morrisey either way, therefore I can be more fair and balanced in my commenting. You, Roger, are a soldier on the front lines and I can respect that. Night after sleepless night, you google your way through the internets, searching for dissidents and besmirchers of the true Morrisey religion. And when you find them, you will stop at nothing to protect the good name of your one and only Lord. You hiss and babble. More power to you cuz you make us lol.

If you are no older than 14, which I think you are, you don't need to read any further. Move along, fight the good fight. If, by some perverted chance, you happen to have worked your way through puberty, my attitude is slightly different. Namely; you argue like a preteen. Like a very sensitive preteen. WTF does "Go have fun listening to your favorite Nickelback cd and being plain with all of your average friends and stop writing idiotic opinions about intelligent people" mean? It means you hate school because the stupid bullies pick on you and why can't they see you are a beautiful butterfly just about to emerge from its cocoon? I am telling you for your own good, stop that shit.

Plus, Morrisey's politics are fucked up.

Clutch · 1 year ago

God, you bunch of sissy, low-life, turd suckers. Please, if you stab yourself in the scrotum, post it on youtube? Thatd be funny. But if you want to bleed to death, you'd be better off aiming a little higher. The scrotum itself doesnt have that much vascular innervation. Maybe if you cut it off all together, that would work. Post that on youtube too if you dont mind. Or have a Morrissey-loving, whine ass friend do it, if by chance you are successful for the first time in your life and actually bleed to death. Morrissey is a good-for-nothing, dirty feltching piece of shit. Death to Morrissey! Death to his followers! Long live Zappa!!!

Roger · 1 year ago

Karo,
Main point - Nickelback has the worst lyrics out of any band that I have ever listened to. To have such a blind point about such a wonderful lyricist like Moz leads me to believe that the person writing such points doesn't care a single thing about lyrics in music and would listen to a band more like Nickelback. What exactly does this have to do with school and/or bullies?

If this idiot didn't want responses to his blog, then why post it in the first place? The most important thing in writing is to grab your readers attention.
It's not about protecting Moz or that he is my lord or something like that. It's simply my counter opinion to a horrible opinion.
I've wasted a disgusting amount of time reading blogs that this guy wrote and not one of them was worth posting on except for this one....talk about "the boy least likely to.."
A question for you, however....What about Morrissey's politics is so messed up exactly? Are you in heavy favor of Bush and the Royal Family or something?


P.S. If these Zappa lyrics aren't gayer than Morrissey's lyrics, I don't know what is.

I tired to find how my heart could be so blind,
Dear
How could I be fooled just like the rest
You came on strong with your
Fast car and your class ring
Sad eyes and your ... ...
I fell for the whole thing
I dont regret for having met
Up with a girl who breaks hearts
Like they were nothing at all
Ive done it too
Now I know just what it feels like
And just like I said I have no regrets

Well its about time to close...
I hope youve had as much fun as we have!
Dont forget the jam session sunday!...
Mandy tension will be by, playing his xylophone troupe!
Itll be a lot of fun!
Monday night is the dance contest night...
Twist contest!...
We give away ah...
Peanut butter and jelly!...
Therell be sandwiches for all of you...
I hope weve played your requests...
The songs you like to hear...
Last call for alcohol!...
Drink it up folks...
Wonderful!...
Nice to see you bob, hows it going?
Hows your kids? ...
Wonderful!...
Nice to see you, yes...
Oh, bill bailey? ...
Ah well get to that to- morrow night...
Caravan with a drum solo? ...
Right!...
Well do that!...
Wonderful!...
Nice to see you again!...
Yeah!...la, la, la...
Down at the pompadour a-go-go!!...
Vo-do-de-oo-pee-pee...
Shoobe-doot n-dadada, ada-da-dahhh ...
Nya-da-da, nya-da-da...
nite all!...

daveb · 1 year ago

Who said I didn't want responses, dildo? Fire away. Show the world what a teenage waste you are. I suppose it's more productive than standing in front of the mirror, practicing looking sensitive and slightly melancholy (a.k.a. typical teenage Morrissey fan pose - you know you do it, don't be shy).

Quote: "I’ve wasted a disgusting amount of time reading blogs that this guy wrote"

Holy shit...kid...you need a hobby, a social life. Get some air or something.

You even looked up Zappa lyrics and posted them? Damn, that's some hardcore dedication to douchebaggery! You get a gold star!

This "Nickleback" (never heard of them/could care less) thing... You seem fairly fixated there. Although, if you're a comment troll who for some sad reason keeps checking back here to see if anyone responds to you, I guess that's par for the course. It's a lonely world out there and I suppose that for some people, it's all about whatever gets you through the night. I mean, I own this website, so I get a notification every time someone comments. You? I don't know, but it seems a bit sketchy and desperate.

Roger · 1 year ago

What's really funny is that I'm doing this at work so I'm actually getting paid to bust your balls on your bad opinions. But honestly, you should really check out Nickelback...you are the kind of person that would really love that band.

daveb · 1 year ago

They let you use a computer? Well! That sure is a step up from flipping burgers, but you're hardly busting my balls.

I mean, c'mon... compared to this?
http://www.xanga.com/TheRog88

That's pathetic. Great work, champ. Hilarious photo, by the way.

MasterBlaster · 1 year ago

Roger:

I pronounce you PWND!1!!

karo · 1 year ago

*Checks to make sure own embarrassing old xanga account, complete with pictures, is nice and blocked*

Ha! Good one.

Roger · 1 year ago

The Worst part is, my boring topics five years ago are STILL more interesting than anything you ever wrote on this garbage site. Until I wrote on this, you had about 5 comments total. Couldn't do it alone with words eh? Your last resort was to stalk me out, hahaha. That is what is really pathetic!

daveb · 1 year ago

No... What's really pathetic is this:

"Monday, April 14, 2003"

"In this moment, in another city, in somebody elses semi-dark room, another person, totally unknown to us, takes his hands out of his pockets and starts to gesture madly with them, imitating his insane image in the mirror."

Genius Mr. Roger Gibson, keep flipping those burgers, chump.

Since you seem to have invested the time in my site, reading posts, counting comments... I thought it only fair.

Lastly, the best pathetic part was shortly after my last comment above, my site got hit with a few genius comments of the "u r a fag" variety, but with bogus emails. Gee Rog, it came from the same IP range as where you live and work. Are you devolving?

Oh, and the photo. No shirt, bottle of booze... way to go, "bro".

You bore me.

Roger · 1 year ago

“In this moment, in another city, in somebody elses semi-dark room, another person, totally unknown to us, takes his hands out of his pockets and starts to gesture madly with them, imitating his insane image in the mirror.” - quote from a translated 1960's Macedonian short story. (Start doing your research and reading more.)

I'm not too boring I guess if you keep on replying me eh?

This is not boring = daveb Says:
May 27th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
That sure is a step up from flipping burgers

daveb Says:
May 28th, 2008 at 7:07 am
Genius Mr. Roger Gibson, keep flipping those burgers, chump.

Anymore good ones?

Think you were my first stalker, god, I've had plenty.

daveb · 1 year ago

Stalker... Way to be ironic and paint yourself a hypocrite.

I reply because it's my site and I feel like it...but I'm getting bored, Rog. You're just not bringing it.

Roger · 1 year ago

Then stop writing me emails and stuff man. I don't want to meet up with you.

daveb · 1 year ago

Who's writing you emails? Are you off your meds?

Clutch · 1 year ago

Ha ha, it's like retards at the park, so funny you have to know God loves us.

daveb · 1 year ago

@Clutch: Ha! I'm beginning to think he's either paranoid or really, really into me (he is a Morrissey fan...).

I do definitely know that he's not too bright at the whole internet experience and how to be a proper cumshot of a comments troll.